Scott Rolfs
Patch.Com Roseville Edition May 2013
I never thought it would come to this, but due to MILLIONS Of Complaints: I will now Explain Our Monthly Fan Klub $ALE !!!!
Which Is Going on Now:
1. We hear everyday, a Million times a day “You’re Prices Are Too High” our response “Where else did you see these SAME items at, that Our prices are too high on? Customer “Well, No Where…”
2. We have had a “Monthly Email Newsletter with “DISCOUNTS” Events & Articles: Without Fail Since Nov 2009 (almost 4 years)
3. We offer 2 Different “DISCOUNTS” via Email Every Single Month Spooled Out on The 16th- 20th Of Every Month, EVERY Month !
4. We have used These Discount % Off, Since Day 1
A. 11% (because we go to 11)
B. 13 % (because that is MrZERo’s Lucky #)
C. 17 % (because we cover the TAX & YOU Get 10% Off)
*** EVERY One MUST Pay Tax, If you do not think so I will help you get in touch with the Minnesota Dept. Of Revenue & The IRS
D. 27% (Xmas Time Only Discount)
We Use These numbers because we refuse to be like ANYONE Else
E. 29% (cuz that’s Rico’s #)
5. When you Purchase Something From Our Shop We Always Include a Different Monthly Discount Coupon To Your Receipt ! (for over 2 years now) The TRICK Is: The Coupon Only Works If YOU Bring It Back with you the next time you actually purchase something …
6. We offer a Monthly “Fan Klub $ALE” Every Month For Over 2 Years Now; The TRICK: You Have TO READ The Email Newsletter to find out what day the “Fan Klub $ALE” Is ON !!! Like Today !
7. You Also Get A > DISCOUNT < If You ARE 1 of our "fb" MySpace, Twitter or Yelp .Com Followers/ Friends 8. You can Get "In Store TRADE Credit" towards Merchandise, when you bring in your unwanted: Video Games, CDs, DVDs, Records or Toys in The Package Etc. BUT "You Gotta Bring It In !!!!" 9. We have an "In Store Purchase; Credit Towards; Discount" How does this work ? Well Say You Purchase $50.oo in Vinyl Record LPs, We Give You $7.oo TRADE CREDIT Towards More Records (Must Be Used The Same Though) this also applies to Cassettes, DVDs, CDs, & VHS (NOT: Video Games or Toys in The Package) or say you spend $70.oo you get $9.oo TRADE Credit towards more CDs etc. or like $110.oo you get $19.oo CREDIT Towards more DVDs etc. 10. We are Business location for over 4 years now, we are not $elling our Yard $ale Items out of Our Mother's Basement, we Pay Rent, Insurance, Bank & Credit Card Fees, TAXES, other Service Fees & Buy Our Product etc .... MrZERo Says: "If you don't ask us to take less, we will not ask you to pay more" And Now I'd like to quote T. S. "We've Tried Nothing, we're all out of Ideas ...." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-RJqxrobkk
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